The Eyebrow Of Destiny

Eyebrow piercing, plucking, trimming, bleaching, dyeing, shaving, and worshipping are all done right here at The Eyebrow Of Destiny, apart from the first six which we would ruin completely, but at least you would look very random. This site was created with the help of Richard North, Philip Holker, Owen Tonks, Daniel Orme, Sam Meakin, Ben Horton, Chris Hyde, Adeel Javaid, Graham O'Connor, Graham Thompson, Stuart Pullin, Priyan Meewella, Hannah Stevens and many others. No those were not in order, except Rich, who was first, and so it was. Also Iain Cocks, why not. Thanks are also due, for inspiration, to Alfie, Gus, Rosie, Smudge, and the, erm unforgettable influences of Dr. Treehouse, and, of course, Lingfield. More thanks, for web stuff, go to Free-Online, Extreme Tracking, Heaven's Gate, and The Ultimate Counter sites. Finally, massive thanks to David Wilson, the man with the monobrow, and Mrs Saywack, who made me come up with such a stupid thing in the first place, and the even stupider excuse "Oh, my homework's on the internet, miss"! Thanks once again to you all!

We have updated the Holey Book yet more, and if you hadn't noticed it, there is now a Forum to join, so go join it!