Holey Book - Chapter 7: The Wednesdayish River

The Chicken Tomorrow with eight mongrels morbidly ate apples' nuclei with my cake-washing clock, because it did, and that's what it did, because that's what it was doing, and if you've got a problem with that, then tough, because that's what it was doing. The Eyebrow sat upon the tinsel, because it was attached to the Chicken Tomorrow, because it was part of the Chicken Tomorrow, because it was.  Behind Splinky's smelly window-poles, great few monotonous cloudy fish bit particles of dogs' hair.  Thorium marmalade cyanide and actinide cupboards are without actinium minidiscs on plates of Pick At You Marmalade.  The fish found the disc of doom and unbit the hair, causing duty carpets to rise, and sausages' sheep transposed by screaming Lulus began 27-1 up.  Then, suddenly over a long period of time the mongrels of the Chicken Tomorrow smelt fear of actinium mindiscs amongst smelly window-poles.  But.  Uranium toilet-brushes with mouldy crags shipped for cream of Bloggy tree pins.  The pins stuck to the smell and the discs were larger than a yorghurt mollusc fish dog in a bowl of cyanide marmalade.  The Chicken Tomorrow croaked "We hit stonky blue medical vases with fear".  He ate the Froom.  He kicked the bucket.  He died.  The Chicken Tomorrow wasn't Chicken Tomorrow anymore because it was Chicken Yesterday.  It wasn't Chicken Tomorrow because it wasn't yesterday so it was a poor rich young stupid old intelligent smelly nice fishy weird® "dodgy" fish with one Eyebrow and the Chicken Tomorrow was dead but the poor rich young stupid old intelligent smelly nice fishy weird® "dodgy" fish with one Eyebrow wasn't because nobody knows what is actually wrong with green cats.
 

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