When transvestite peahens pass the loose stars of the outhouse wonderland of boogies, they are more than who they are if they don't very carefully apply the bootlaces correctly on their pet racecars, so when their cars crash in their face, they actually panic. The drivers of their cars won't tell them their names, which left all of the transvestite peahen community thoroughly confused, as jousting their beaks into the feet of passing mongeese was all they understood (although they understood the finer points of the philosophy of what causes the mongeese to pass them not at all) and so none of them was actually called Bob, apart from all of them. Maybe. So when Bob did eventually realise what he was doing there, he realised that he was actually a she and so hadn't realised anything apart from *peck* and muscus was there too. The par cark was actually finished by invisible termites who made it their home, as they had emerged from the lake of indeterminate sludgey material that has the same colour and consitency as sludge, but isn't quite not sludge. As it happened, they actually made the par cark inside Bob, why not, so the Bob wasn't any more, but was that instead. And then there was a crash on level two and Bob got conindigestion.